You all know those corny Christmas Jokes that you find inside your Christmas crackers …
Well, here is my compilation for you to amuse your friends and family.
Be prepared for some groans as well as some giggles!
A festive way to share these is to print them off, cut them into strips, then use them to share at your gatherings… kids love them!
So, here we go…
🎅🏽 Q ~ What do Elves use to make their Christmas Cake?
A ~ Elf-raising flour!
🎅🏽 Q – Why don’t Polar Bears eat penguins?
A – Because they can’t get the wrappers off!
🎅🏽 Q – What happened when the snowman’s Dog melted?
A – He had a Slush Puppy!
🎅🏽 Q – What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a Detective?
A – Santa Clues!
🎅🏽 Q – What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A – A puddle!
🎅🏽 Q – What game do reindeers play in their pen?
A – Stable-Tennis!
🎅🏽 Q – Who sings ‘Blue Christmas’ and makes toy guitars?
A – Elfis!
🎅🏽 Q – What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
A – Frosty the Dough-man!
🎅🏽 Q – What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A – Icebergers!
🎅🏽 Q – Where would a reindeer go if it lost it’s tail?
A – A ‘Re-tail’ shop!
🎅🏽 Q – How does a snowman lose weight?
A – He stands by the radiator!
🎅🏽 Q – Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?
A – Because they were Two Deer!
🎅🏽 Q – What do Elves do after school?
A – Their Gnomework!
🎅🏽 Q – If there were eleven elves and another one came along, what would he be?
A – The twelf!
🎅🏽 Q – If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?
A – Mistle-toes
A – Wrap music!
🎅🏽 Q – Why did scrooge buy everyone birds for Christmas?
A – Because they were going Cheep!
🎅🏽 KNOCK KNOCK …
Snow Business Who?
Snow Business like Snow Business!
🎅🏽 Q – Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
A – Because he has Private Elf Care!
🎅🏽 Q – Where does your mum come from?
Don’t bother … I’ll ask her myself!