50 Social Christmas Jokes You Can Share

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You all know those corny Christmas Jokes that you find inside your Christmas crackers …

Well, here is my compilation for you to amuse your friends and family.

Be prepared for some groans as well as some giggles!

A festive way to share these is to print them off, cut them into strips, then use them to share at your gatherings… kids love them!

So, here we go…

 

🎅🏽 Q ~ What do Elves use to make their Christmas Cake?

A ~ Elf-raising flour!

 

🎅🏽  Q – Why don’t Polar Bears eat penguins?

A – Because they can’t get the wrappers off!

 

🎅🏽 Q – What happened when the snowman’s Dog melted?

A – He had a Slush Puppy!

 

🎅🏽 Q – What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a Detective?

A – Santa Clues!

 

🎅🏽 Q – What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A – A puddle!

🎅🏽 Q – What game do reindeers play in their pen?

A – Stable-Tennis!

 

🎅🏽 Q – Who sings ‘Blue Christmas’ and makes toy guitars?

A – Elfis!

 

🎅🏽 Q – What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?

A – Frosty the Dough-man!

 

🎅🏽 Q – What do snowmen eat for lunch?

A –  Icebergers!

 

🎅🏽 Q – Where would a reindeer go if it lost it’s tail?

A – A ‘Re-tail’ shop!

🎅🏽 Q – How does a snowman lose weight?

A – He stands by the radiator!

 

🎅🏽 Q – Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?

A – Because they were Two Deer!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What do Elves do after school?

A – Their Gnomework!

 

🎅🏽 Q – If there were eleven elves and another one came along, what would he be?

A – The twelf!

 

🎅🏽 Q – If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?

A – Mistle-toes

🎅🏽  Q – What kind of music do elves like best?

A – Wrap music!

 

🎅🏽  Q – Why did scrooge buy everyone birds for Christmas?

A – Because they were going Cheep!

 

🎅🏽  KNOCK KNOCK …

Who’s there?

Snow Business

Snow Business Who?

Snow Business like Snow Business!

 

🎅🏽  Q – Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?

A – Because he has Private Elf Care!

 

🎅🏽  Q – Where does your mum come from?

Alaska

Don’t bother … I’ll ask her myself!

 
🎅🏽  Q – What films do penguins like best?

A – Black and white ones!

 

🎅🏽 Q – How did the Eskimo find a way to keep the roof on his house?

A – Iglood it!

 

🎅🏽 Q – How did the Snowman keep himself cool at the football?

A – He sat by the Fans!

 

🎅🏽 Q – How do Polar Bears see each other in the snow?

A – They have very good Ice Sight!

 

🎅🏽 ‘This Turkey tastes like an old settee’

‘Well, you did ask for something with plenty of Stuffing!’

🎅🏽  Q ~ What was Santa Nicknamed when he lost his underpants?

A ~ Saint Knicker-Less!

 

🎅🏽 Q ~ What did Santa say to Mrs Claus when he looked out the window?

A ~ Looks like Rain, Dear!

 

🎅🏽 Q ~ What goes HO-SQUELCH, HO-SQUELCH, HO-SQUELCH?

A ~ Santa with snow in his wellies!
 
🎅🏽 Q ~ What sort of Mobile Phone has Santa got?

A ~ Pay As You HO HO HO !

 

🎅🏽 ~ KNOCK KNOCK

Who’s There?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas Train Home?!

🎅🏽  Q ~ What Carol is sung in the Desert?

A ~ O Camel Ye Faithful?

 

🎅🏽  Q – How does a Snowman travel around?

A – By Icicle!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What squeaks and is scary?

A – The Ghost of Christmouse past!

 

🎅🏽  Q – How do cats greet each other at Christmas?

A – A furry Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What do you sing under the ocean at Christmas time?

A – Christmas Corals!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What kind of insect hates Christmas?

A – A Hum-bug!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

A – Platform Shoes!

 

🎅🏽  KNOCK KNOCK…

Who’s there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snow use, I’ve forgotten!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

A – You get Tinselitis!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What do sheep sing at Christmas?

A – Ewele-tide carols!

🎅🏽  Q – Why did the reindeer take a ruler to bed with him?

A – So he could see how long he slept!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What athlete is warmest in winter?

A – A long jumper!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

A – Claus-trophobia!

 

🎅🏽  Q – What kind of paper likes music?

A – Wrapping paper!

 

🎅🏽  Q – Why didn’t the lobster share his Christmas treats?

A – Because he was shellfish!

 

🎅🏽  Q – Why is a foot a good Christmas gift?

A – It makes a great stocking filler!

 

🎅🏽 Q – What did Father Christmas say when he won a saucepan in a raffle?

A – That’s what I call Pot Luck!

 

🎅🏽 Q – Why does Father Christmas always go down the chimney?

A – Because it soots him!

 

🎅🏽 Q – What do you call an Eskimo’s cow?

A – An Eskimoo!

 

🎅🏽 KNOCK KNOCK…

Who’s there?

Mary

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

 I really hope you enjoyed this collection of Christmas jokes …
add them to your party by printing and cutting, then hand them out for everyone to ‘Tell their Jokes’
 
Do tell me which one made you smile in the comments below!
 

🎄 Merry Christmas 🎄

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  1. Marquita Herald January 3, 2017
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